"You’re primarily known as a director and you just won an oscar for screenwriting. How does it feel to win as a writer?"
(Source: spikejonzes, via theacademy)
"You have dust on your forehead"
Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.
How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via thisisntarehearsal)